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It's A Secret Wedding That Everyone Knows About
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Drumroll please! The time has finally come: Speidi have gotten married. sort of. not really. That"s right, tonight"s episode of The Hills featured the much anticipated Mexican nuptials of Spencer Pratt and his blushing / boozing bride Heidi Montag. And what did we get to see? Nothing really. Apparently we"ll get to see the real deal legal action next week. For now, we just have some shaky home video and enough flammable tequila breath to fuel a small power grid. Mazel mazel!
Spencer and Heidi weren"t the only ones celebrating life-changing events. Whitney landed that job at Diane von Furstenberg"s empire (shocking, I know), and as a result, we spent the rest of Monday"s episode bidding her adieu via parties, luncheons, and extended driving-to-the-airport sequences. Now she"s ready for life in the city. I mean, The City. Will she ever find friends like Lauren again? You know, friends that never invite her to parties (except for lame pool parties hosted by Doug).
Ah, the future is now, young starlets. Enjoy the next chapters of your lives!